for dystopia reasons this is joke
as signed by kossai who just , in minecraft , kill rabbit through accidental extrusion of 9000 blocks . axiom mod give and axiom mod take . :(
Performing some traffic maintenance today
Happy Saturday!
I'm going to be doing a little maintenance today. It will likely cause a tiny interruption of service (specifically for www.dreamwidth.org) on the order of 2-3 minutes while some settings propagate. If you're on a journal page, that should still work throughout!
If it doesn't work, the rollback plan is pretty quick, I'm just toggling a setting on how traffic gets to the site. I'll update this post if something goes wrong, but don't anticipate any interruption to be longer than 10 minutes even in a rollback situation.
spring clean !
come to think more that some of this do not really need to be in introduction to begin with - not that this is all super private , or else would not share to public in first place , but just no longer feel need to have explanation front and centre . with physical nonhumanity in particular , do not really want to feel as if try and justify to others - and think explanations tend to fall short no matter what simply because others do not already have this exact experience .
but hey , can show off this fun little song page now !
ponder again about dream lucidity
at one point talk about dream in which fail to open door with telekinesis . remember that first instinct of how to cast telekinesis was theatrical - take power stance , one leg forward and one back , with wavy magical hands . when that fail , next instinct was to strain , as if this was incredibly physical task . and still , this did not work , and eventually reach forward to just open normal-kinetically .
in more recent dream , where forcibly shapeshift one of dream characters , that falter and leave in hybrid state . first instinct of how to cast this force-shapeshift was to focus intensely on character's original form , and so when that inevitably fade from memory , so too did control over character . could no longer focus intently enough to just finish job , and lose lucidity .
but when actually look back on very first success of lucid dream , in which ... well , no way to put this lightly , summon in character to viciously make out with , there was no effort taken in this . did not have to struggle and build character from ground up . no , process there was simple . first step , think about character . second step , look away from current position . third step , look back , and now character was simply just there to do anything which please .
then many years later , there was time that become lucid during nightmare , and understandably want to get out . solution there was just about as simple - think of new location , and spin around once to be sent there .
... of course , if this is core of problem , then have to step back and understand how get here in first place - and think that is just because simple solutions do not feel as satisfactory as all these theatrics . there is no way to harness these abilities when in front , and some courtiers do truly miss abilities like this , so only way to use when front is through dreams . when natural motions of these abilities do not work , theatrical ones become more and more pronounced , until eventually just need to give up .
but maybe just need to look away , and look back .
uhh journal game jam
so yeah ! fairy-faerie journal jam , or like , FFJJ - just casual little thing . realise some people make things like birthday jams which is possibly most self-indulgent that jam can be , and those get submissions because people just like to make things , so hopefully this can get at least 1 non-kossai submission .
Guns A'Blaze
Oracle had worked with emergency services to reroute power to the district quickly, but the Bowery is a decade or two behind the rest of Gotham when it comes to infrastructure. It was only because Red Hood had already been tracking a new player in the area who was buying up quick muscle that he had a pretty good guess as to where the problem started. Normally he’d have told the rest of them to stay to their regular patrols and leave this to him, but people in this neighborhood could be ignored for days without Oracle stepping in to guide the effort.
But the more information he shared with Oracle to get the slums back up and running, the more interference he could expect. He could hear the bat mobile screeching around a corner a few blocks away even before he made it to the old industrial building. No chance of getting in and resolving the situation before they showed up then.
But maybe he had something else he could do. From a nearby roof he could see the backside of the building had goons flooding out of it, shouting something about a girl. That seems like as good a start as any.
“Oracle, the bat’s already here, I see goons chasing some-”
Gunshots ring out through the night air.
“Yeah, dealing with whatever that is”
( Read more... )quick natter
wish there was more of that widespread instead of all these hyper-specific apps that might shut down at any moment . flexible templates for solutions that already exist , and hopefully will continue to exist .
another failure of dream lucidity
exhibit 937 : gain lucidity after realisation that computer continue to fuck up , despite apparently fix problem , which is surefire dream sign - technology never work right , even when there is no reason to not . decide to take advantage of this , and shapeshift dream character into miensona to get new outfit design ideas . unfortunately this character just turn into broken hybrid of original appearance and miensona , then manage to lose lucidity and go right back into normal dream state in completely different scenario .
worst part is , can not even remember what that character look like , either in original or hybrid form . entirely useless for inspiration ! have to wonder why lucidity is so hard to control . non-fronters can literally edit parts or weave entire dreams , but fronter lucidity is absolutely useless .
Machinawolf
The wind rustled the leaves in the trees, and the night was full of whispers. Dana held the revolver they'd found, six silver bullets in the cylinder. Tria-49 stood beside her in the small cabin, her energy blaster emitting the quiet warble of a full charge.
"Cloudy out tonight," said Dana, trying to keep the tremor out of her voice. "It'll make it tough to aim."
"Perhaps the absence of moonlight will prevent the transformation at all," replied Tria. She placed her hand on Dana's shoulder, warm with residual heat.
Dana looked up at her, gazing at her calm face, the lines tracing down it which allowed for an almost human-like flexibility of expression, her eyes scanning the darkness outside the boarded-up windows. When Tria looked back at her, Dana dropped her gaze to the floor rather than meet the robotic woman's eyes.
And then she saw her leg.
"Tria," she said, trying not to panic, "what are those marks?"
Tria blinked and looked down. "Dent marks. Unfortunately, I have not had the time to buff them out."
"They look kind of like a bite mark," Dana said carefully. She took a step back. "You told me you didn't get hurt when that thing chased us."
"I did not," Tria frowned. "It was cosmetic damage only."
Dana took another step back. "We know it spreads through bites." The revolver in her hand felt like it weighed a hundred pounds.
"Dana, this is ridiculous. Whatever ailment these creatures have, it's a strictly biological one-"
"It's not a disease! It's not a poison or a parasite or a bioweapon! It's a curse!" Dana took a step sideways, towards the door. "No biological thing can make you break your own bones to set them into new patterns later! This is magic! I don't know how, but it is!"
"That is highly illogical thinking-" said Tria, taking a step forwards.
"Back! Stay back! Not another step!" Somehow, the gun was between the two of them. Her finger was on the trigger. She took another step towards the door.
"Dana." Tria put up her hands, placatingly, but stood her ground. "Dana, please. It's too dangerous out there to leave. I'm not going to harm you. Whatever this is, it can't possibly affect me."
Dana hesitated. The gun's barrel wavered. From behind the barred windows, silvery light began to leak through.
"The clouds must be parting. Any infected persons outside will be transforming soon." Tria looked at Dana, her fans kicking up as she processed. "I'm not a danger, and I'll prove it."
Tria turned and walked towards the window, directly in the path of the light. "No! Don't!" cried Dana, but her feet were frozen to the floor.
Tria stood in the moonlight, outlined in zebra stripes from the leaks between the boards. She held out her hand, as if she could cup the light inside and drink from it. "You see? Perfectly harmless."
Dana held her breath for a beat, then let it out shakily. She let the gun drop to her side. "I guess you're right. I got worked up over nothing."
"Indeed," said Tria. Then her motherboard speaker chirped, making Dana jump. Tria frowned.
"What was that?"
"A diagnostic failure. There are heating cascades..." Tria trailed off, and Dana heard her secondary and tertiary fans kick on.
"Are you all right?" Dana began to walk towards her. "I told you holding that charge might be dangerous. It'll be no good if it melts your processors."
Tria sighed. "Perhaps you're right." The warble of her weapon died down. "It will take some time to charge again. If there is an attack, we will be relying on your-" she let out a tone of alarm as she suddenly toppled over, the floor shuddering as she dropped to her knees.
"Tria?" Dana approached cautiously, watching the moonlight play on Tria's robotic hair. They'd just proven it didn't affect robots. Right?
"Intern-n-n-al IMU failure," she stuttered. "Core heat u-u-u-nnaceptable. Something is wroooooo-" her voice processor got stuck on the sound, a low and wary thing emanating from her mouth. Her hand hit the floor, her chassis trembling in an attempt to keep her balance.
Dana could only watch in horror as her friend's robotic boots lengthened, stretching impossibly along the arch of her foot, metallic crunching noises sounding as spikes pierced through the tips, where a human's toes would be. She backed away as Tria's hands both dropped to the ground, heat melding her fingers together until more metallic spikes forced their way through her fingertips. Tria cried out in anguish, a series of high-pitched error beeps as her body changed and lengthened, snapping and popping as seams broke and rearranged themselves. A tail erupted from her back, long, sinuous, and segmented, whipping through the air to crash into the walls with enough strength to shake the building.
Dana found herself against the wall, scrabbling for the door handle, before she remembered the gun. She raised it, aimed, pulled the trigger. Cursed, when she remembered she had to pull the hammer back first. Fumbled with it, trying to get the damn thing operating and attempting to ignore further metallic screeches and plastic whines coming from her friend- former friend. She finally lined up her shot, and locked eyes with Tria's, which were now glowing red, just as the other transformees' had been. She pulled the trigger, once, twice.
The sound of the gun filled the tiny cabin, but far worse was the second noise - that of the bullets ricocheting off Tria's metallic exoskeleton. As the ringing stopped sounding in her ears, Dana beheld the last part of the transformation - Tria's jaw had distended, elongating, splitting into three sections each lined with rotating bands of teeth like buzzsaw chains. Tria's tail arched, and the warble of her energy weapon began to sound as the tail started to glow.
Tria crouched low, as if to pounce, and her voicebox sounded one final time. "Dana! Run!"
Dana's feet unstuck themselves, finally. She rammed the latch on the door open and fled. As the new creature hurtled towards the door, she heard the crunch of metal on wood, and the whole cabin started to collapse behind her. She didn't look back.
The next thing Dana knew, she was out of breath and hopelessly lost in the dark forest. She gasped for breath, and as the moon shone through the clouds, a shiver went up her spine. Three howls she was deeply unfortunate to be familiar with sounded in the distance. And one new one, with the distinct clipping of a sound chip being pushed to its limits.
funny
personally , absolutely hate generators like that . for some reason , find much harder to use than if just type everything out by hand . which must sound like absolute nonsense - generators can come with all kinds of useful information , previews , and pretty much guarantee no more brace and bracket mistakes .
maybe that is problem for kossai - too much information . if need to figure out how to do something , would rather just dig into whole example files and piece together from that ...
plural minecraft suggestions
- change splash texts to collective inside jokes , or nice messages for each other
- split clouds texture into square grids - would suggest 64x64 - and claim squares to doodle in ! if need more room for more people , just increase canvas size
- change paintings into collective artworks , or pictures of each other - if prefer to keep original in-game paintings , there is datapack tutorial to add whole new ones instead
- retexture applicable animals and monsters to resemble each other's fursonas
- ( this one require json noodles ) create new custom item textures that will apply based on specific item names or time and date , so that lacey's mace is easily distinguishable from todd's mace , or cookies will look different on someone's birthday
princess in pain
it's spring sale time!
anyway. i'm not just having one sale. i'm having TWO sales. and they both go all month, until 11:59 PM March 31st (PST)! i'm having a print sale over on etsy and, to celebrate the 2-year anniversary of Potion Stand Story, the DX version is on sale all month!
